''I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out. ''
''It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong.The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are ?''
''Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.''
''Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny''
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
''You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED! ''
''Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra, as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? ''
''Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST. ''